Uni recently got into a fight with a guard at Akropolis in Athens, who furiously proclaimed “No picture with the toy!” as we were about to take Uni’s picture at the historic site. The whaaaaaaaat? “Where do you see a TOY?”, is all I could think of replying to that! Uni shat a big pink heap of unicorn poo at the rotting marble and flew off, while the rest of us went to search for a more quiet spot for the picture to be taken, which we eventually found in front of Athena’s olive tree. The Goddess would have liked that we all agreed.